Arachno-PHONE-nia

This post was written in response to this week's Red Writing Hood writing prompt from Write on Edge. Here is the prompt:
For this week’s Red Writing Hood prompt, we’re inviting you to truly scare us.
Here’s what you’ll need to do:
Compose a post in the form of a text–160 characters.
Your text must elicit or express fear.


Not sure how anyone else would respond to this text, but if I woke up to it I'm not sure I'd be able to move!

Go ahead... laugh at me. Everyone does.

Here's a link to a story about one of my REAL-LIFE 

encounters of the spidery kind: BLACK WIDOW!